lizzieraindrops:

leafmotif:


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

welcome to night vale.

STREET CLEANING DAY COMES EARLY THIS YEAR

lizzieraindrops:

leafmotif:

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

welcome to night vale.

STREET CLEANING DAY COMES EARLY THIS YEAR

(via professorsparklepants)

lumos5001:

differentreality:

sophieturners:

These parents lip-sync perfectly to “Love is an Open Door” from Frozen. [x]

the relationship we all want

These people are morning people… You just know it. 

there daughter though in the background… she’s not even phased so you know it’s not the first time they’ve done something like this

(via sarekofvulcan)

dduane:

popculturebrain:

George RR Martin posts image of fully-grown ‘Game of Thones' dragon and new excerpt from 'World of Ice and Fire'

Very, very nice! (Though still not quite as big as Hasai…)

dduane:

popculturebrain:

George RR Martin posts image of fully-grown ‘Game of Thones' dragon and new excerpt from 'World of Ice and Fire'

Very, very nice! (Though still not quite as big as Hasai…)

azusas:

u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow 

(via fenrirvodka)

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(via aarontherook)

gallifrey-feels:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

*Australians cackling in the distance*

gallifrey-feels:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

*Australians cackling in the distance*

(via verdigrisvagabond)

letterstoshakespear:

THIS IS THE BEST!!!!

(via johnsonspls)

sanitaryum:

Who you gonna call? GOATS BUTTER!!

sanitaryum:

Who you gonna call? GOATS BUTTER!!

(via insaneboingo)