this amuses me

I love his eyes, they are so amazing that Shakespeare couldn’t find words to describe them.

Eyes and/or accents and you’ve got me.

you made the analogy perfect, so perfect. I could talk about how I hate stupid fans all day, but that’s so negative and I’m in a good mood despite the shity weather.

*queen of weird analogies* …but only sometimes.

Hating on the fan girls is so negative. We know there’s good ones and there’s bad ones, we acknowledge it.

So instead let’s just discuss how distracting Armitage’s eyes are.

Or something like that.

geekdean:

thekingsofdeduction:

bowties—r—cool:

wholockpotter67:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

lustygeekyobsessions:

livingwithdisability:

Do you see a Dalek or a shower?

I see woman, man, charles xavier, dalek.

i see a person in a skirt, a person not in a skirt, charles xavier, and a dalek

i see a person in a skirt, jensen ackles, charles xavier, and a dalek

I tryed to keep scroling… I really did…

i see misha collins, jensen ackles, charles xavier, and a dalek. 

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I hate how the crazy mean fangirls ruin what famous people think of us. Not all of us are crazy scorpions running around, some of us are grasshoppers or butterflies.

C’mon fangirls (and boys) let’s not be all crazy hormonal and insane around famous people.

Let’s stop being scorpions and be like grasshoppers and butterflies.

When you grab me I’ll regurgitate my lunch onto you OR I’m potentially very poisonous, depending on my colouration.

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

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haha, if only, The funny thing is I’ve never seen one in real life before and I’m fucking terrified of them.

Scorpions are kind of like spiders with me: you stay on your side, I stay on mine, and we’ll live in some weird harmony. But once you come at me, the game is on and you will be vanquished.

Though I’ve never encountered a scorp in real life beyond zoos and pet shops.

…somehow I get the feeling how I feel about spiders and scorpions is how celebrities feel about the rabid fangirls XD

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

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manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

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